Friday, October 19, 2007
im am not completely insane. really im not!!!
no i havent completely lost it. i just wanted to see what ink would say! mwahahahahaha!!!!!!!
white
my cat is sitting here eating giant moths. bad kitty-cat! don't eat the moths!! my mother is running around with a gardening hose spraying people randomly and my dad is sitting on the couch reading the new york times, nodding and going "Un-huh" when my mother sprays him. mom stop spraying dad! soon he wont be able to read the sports section! my brother is hanging from the ceiling, eating bananas and hooting. my little sisters are in the backyard catching toads and squishing them. stop squishing the toads! they are a part of the cosystem! they have a soul! and some weird men in white suits are taking me away.
Thursday, October 18, 2007
Twilight fanfiction
i found a great twilight fanfiction site. ive been on it all day reading. it is totally cool. theres actually some alternete endings where Bella picks Jacob, loved those. here's the link. theres some stories where jacob imprints on someone else, i did not read those. too depressing. theres some really sweet stories about Quil and Claire though.
www.fanfiction.net
www.fanfiction.net
Wednesday, October 17, 2007
i have a sort of funny story, its only funny if youre not me. my mom is sick. sick sick, like she can hardly talk and she looks like crude sick. well she went to the doctor and left my siblings and i unsupervised for a couple hours. when she got back she said she wanted to take a nap and too wake her up in time to make dinner. i told her i would make dinner cuz that would mean my sibs and i would be virtually unsupervised for the whole day and who wouldnt want that? we were putting away groceries when i see my little sister heading for my moms room. i tell her my mom is sleeping and cant be disturbed. she cries and heads there anyway. i pick her up...and get slapped and pinched for my kindness. after my little sister is done beating me up my mom say to let her in; shes bringing crackers to my mom. when she walks in i can hear my mom going, "Good girl for bringing crackers to mommy!" yeah, good girl for tearing off sister's face!
Tuesday, October 16, 2007
50 POSTS!!!!
im halfway to 100 posts! i know that 50 is a really small number. especially since we just hit 100 posts on the blog of randomness and that was made in september, but its still pretty good for me!
appliances self destruct
i am an appliance killer!!!!!!! i was vacuuming today and all of a sudden it just...doesn't work. i didn't do anything! i was vacuuming like I've done tons of other times and it commits suicide and dies. that happened with my pencil sharpener too! do the appliances in my house just not like work, or is it me? I started going to hysterics and couldn't stop laughing. I didn't find it funny at all but i couldn't stop. *sigh* i think im losing my mind. YES!!! I KNOW THATS OLD NEWS! GIVE ME A BREAK!!!! ok, better. huuumm, vhat else is new? oh yeah, unless it rains, in thirty days i wont have any drinking water. and it hasn't rained in my area for ...a month! thirty days! what am i gonna do with no drinking water? no water. water is vital for life. like, you can three (i think thats what it is) days with out it. and then ....
ok, im freaking myself out now. all i can say is theres going to be a rush on bottled water. a BIG rush.
ok, im freaking myself out now. all i can say is theres going to be a rush on bottled water. a BIG rush.
Monday, October 15, 2007
bored bored bored
hummm..... im bored. bored seems to be catching. ive been seeing alot of it on here. bored bored bored!!!!hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!
i love you guys!!!!!!
elfy
i love you guys!!!!!!
elfy
Sunday, October 14, 2007
All better
i am all better!!!! YAY!!!! but my fam (my dad ) is till sick so i am expecting to sick at least one more time. im sort of bummed cuz i took this test (entrance test to get into boarding school) and i sucked. did really really bad. so ill have to study really really hard to get good enough to get in. sometimes i wonder if its worth it but then i remember having heating and that makes it all better. (note to mom and dad: please, please, turn on the heating this year. i know its bad for the environment, but i would like to stay in my natural form and not wake up a block of ice one morning) i bet i am the only person here who can get a message to their parents by posting it on their blog. ahh, my paranoid parents are soo cute. at least i get to talk to them and dont end up in their dresser because they mistook me for a piece of laundry while i was waiting to talk to them. ok, that was confusing and confuzzling, but that is my family.
love
from the completely insane elfy!!!
love
from the completely insane elfy!!!
Saturday, October 13, 2007
boredom...want more books...
i am very very bored. i have no new books to read, i have no new movies to watch. in short, bored bored bored. *sigh* and no is one, which means i cant talk to anyone. i missed kat by this much.*holds up two fingers with just enough space to fit a fruit fly in between* i would ask her come back but that would be pointless. (not that thats ever stoped me) kittykat please come back. thats about it, maybe someones on by now.
im better!
i feel so much better! i think it was like a twenty-four hour bug or something. that is the good news. the bad news is that my mom printed out a report card for me. *groan* i don't think i did too good. so my parents and i are going to "talk" about that. i hope they take pity on a sick person. maybe ill just be chained to the dungeon for a few weeks. OK, ill stop rambling and let you escape the loony bin.
Friday, October 12, 2007
new blog
hey, i made i a new blog. im bored so i started a story blog. not quite sure where im going with it but oh well. heres the link.
http://thetimberline.blogspot.com
http://thetimberline.blogspot.com
Croak
i feel like crude. my throat hurts really really bad, i have a giant headache, and im like a snot factory. talk about the gross factor. i woke up at four o'clock freezing cold and really sor cuz when im sick i get sore, dont know whats up with that only that its really anoying. my whole family is sick except for my brother, so hes taking care of us. i never thought id say this but hes kind of sweet(aww my little sister just brought me some cough drops and said "one for me ana one for you?" shes two.), sometimes. once in a while.
Thursday, October 11, 2007
skunk(no this is not a: i went camping and got sprayed by a skunk and had to spend the next two days in tomato juice)
my family is volunteering in a state park and im actually sort of excited. i mean i get spend time with animals, kids, hike, cut brush, and maybe lead hikes. its so embarassing when my nature geek side takes over. oh well, it doesnt matter when you get to spend time with a descented skunk! (more on that later) sorry for the title, which is like a whole post, but is funny. sorta. ah, ill stop babbling.
OW!!!
my throat hurts, bad. i think my family is getting a cold. croak croak croak croak croak-a croak-a croak what? oh where was i? ah yes, i have a major sore throat and sound like a frog. so did my brother and my mom. just great. the cycling germs, now coming to a theater near you.
(oh yeah, the croaking was me being the factory from the lorax. i sound just like it. you kind of have to see it to get it.)
(oh yeah, the croaking was me being the factory from the lorax. i sound just like it. you kind of have to see it to get it.)
Sunday, October 7, 2007
incense and peppermints lyrics
ok this is an old song (sixties) by Strawberry Alarm Clock. its sort of... wierd but i like it.
Good sense, innocence, cripplin' mankind
Dead kings, many things I can't define
Occasions, persuasions clutter your mind
Incense and peppermints, the color of time
Who cares what games we choose?
Little to win but nothin' to lose
Incense and peppermints, meaningless nouns
Turn on, tune in, turn your eyes around
Look at yourself, look at yourself, yeah, yeah
Look at yourself, look at yourself, yeah, yeah, yeah!
To divide this cockeyed world in two
Throw your pride to one side, it's the least you can do
Beatniks and politics, nothing is new
A yardstick for lunatics, one point of view
Who cares what games we choose?
Little to win but nothin' to lose
Good sense, innocence, cripplin' mankind
Dead kings, many things I can't define
Occasions, persuasions clutter your mind
Incense and peppermints, the color of time
Who cares what games we choose?
Little to win but nothin' to lose Incense and peppermints Incense and peppermints
cool huh?
Good sense, innocence, cripplin' mankind
Dead kings, many things I can't define
Occasions, persuasions clutter your mind
Incense and peppermints, the color of time
Who cares what games we choose?
Little to win but nothin' to lose
Incense and peppermints, meaningless nouns
Turn on, tune in, turn your eyes around
Look at yourself, look at yourself, yeah, yeah
Look at yourself, look at yourself, yeah, yeah, yeah!
To divide this cockeyed world in two
Throw your pride to one side, it's the least you can do
Beatniks and politics, nothing is new
A yardstick for lunatics, one point of view
Who cares what games we choose?
Little to win but nothin' to lose
Good sense, innocence, cripplin' mankind
Dead kings, many things I can't define
Occasions, persuasions clutter your mind
Incense and peppermints, the color of time
Who cares what games we choose?
Little to win but nothin' to lose Incense and peppermints Incense and peppermints
cool huh?
head piercings
ok this is very random (no duh! did you forget who you were talking to?) but its me! (answering that question) does anyone know who Gorge Santayana is? thats for school and im going to have to answer it sometime. buts thats not the random thing. (making this even more random) my family and i were talking the other day and we decided that if you screwed a hole in your head and stuck a metal socket inside, people would actually wear it. what do you guys think? moving on, i have nothing else to say except that i am certifiably insane. (but you guys know that already or did you forget who you were talking too?) there is no reason why im so crazy tonight. i just felt like it! audios!
elfy
elfy
Saturday, October 6, 2007
Friday, October 5, 2007
tomorrow
i just did something not good. im setting myself up for a very depressing day. i took my laptop up to my room, im staying up late. i know that tomorrow im not gonna get out of bed, im gonna stay in my room all day, and the sad thing is, i dont care. i think it woulod be good to spend a day being depressed in bed. anyway love you guys
elfy
elfy
Friday, September 28, 2007
cheese
i am bored. i am smart enough to time my online visits when no ones else is on so , once again i have missed everyone. oh well. i have major writers block so i am going to go eat more food. chips and cheese dip. cheese dip, yuuummmm!!!!!!
Wednesday, September 26, 2007
probation
ok, my last post i was happy cuz i had found those lyrics and i was having a somewhat good day. could that last, no. now im on probation, i can only go to inks blogs and mine, (sorry everyone), im getting invited to boarding schools which is a long complicated story that ill tell later, and since im getting invited to boarding schools my parents are having cram for this enterance test, i cannot sleep even though im taking meds so im like a walking zombie, i have hit an all time depression low, and i cant tell you the full extent to which i am screwed up cuz my parents (the control freaks) read everything i post, im falling apart,i dont know what im saying and i just feel really .... .... upset, to put it mildly.
sorry for the ranting and falling apart and junk, ill feel better next week. feel free to ignore every thing ive just said, its totally meaning less. im gonna go hide in my room, burn incense, and listen to music. hope you guys are having a better week, day, life then i am.
love you guys *hugs*
elfy
sorry for the ranting and falling apart and junk, ill feel better next week. feel free to ignore every thing ive just said, its totally meaning less. im gonna go hide in my room, burn incense, and listen to music. hope you guys are having a better week, day, life then i am.
love you guys *hugs*
elfy
Saturday, September 8, 2007
fast car lyrics
ok, i totally love this song. like to the point where when it comes on i have my ear pressed against the radoi, cursing cuz i have no reception.
You got a fast car
I want a ticket to anywhere
Maybe we make a deal
Maybe together we can get somewhere
Anyplace is better
Starting from zero got nothing to lose
Maybe we'll make something
But me myself I got nothing to prove
You got a fast car
And I got a plan to get us out of here
I been working at the convenience store
Managed to save just a little bit of money
We won't have to drive too far
Just 'cross the border and into the city
You and I can both get jobs
And finally see what it means to be living
You see my old man's got a problem
He live with the bottle that's the way it is
He says his body's too old for working
I say his body's too young to look like his
My mama went off and left him
She wanted more from life than he could give
I said somebody's got to take care of him
So I quit school and that's what I did
You got a fast car
But is it fast enough so we can fly away
We gotta make a decision
We leave tonight or live and die this way
I remember we were driving driving in your car
The speed so fast I felt like I was drunk
City lights lay out before us
And your arm felt nice wrapped 'round my shoulder
And I had a feeling that I belonged
And I had feeling I could be someone, be someone, be someone
You got a fast car
And we go cruising to entertain ourselves
You still ain't got a job
And I work in a market as a checkout girl
I know things will get better
You'll find work and I'll get promoted
We'll move out of the shelter
Buy a big house and live in the suburbs
You got a fast car
And I got a job that pays all our bills
You stay out drinking late at the bar
See more of your friends than you do of your kids
I'd always hoped for better
Thought maybe together you and me would find it
I got no plans I ain't going nowhere
So take your fast car and keep on driving
You got a fast car
But is it fast enough so you can fly away
You gotta make a decision
You leave tonight or live and die this way
slightly depressing but still...
You got a fast car
I want a ticket to anywhere
Maybe we make a deal
Maybe together we can get somewhere
Anyplace is better
Starting from zero got nothing to lose
Maybe we'll make something
But me myself I got nothing to prove
You got a fast car
And I got a plan to get us out of here
I been working at the convenience store
Managed to save just a little bit of money
We won't have to drive too far
Just 'cross the border and into the city
You and I can both get jobs
And finally see what it means to be living
You see my old man's got a problem
He live with the bottle that's the way it is
He says his body's too old for working
I say his body's too young to look like his
My mama went off and left him
She wanted more from life than he could give
I said somebody's got to take care of him
So I quit school and that's what I did
You got a fast car
But is it fast enough so we can fly away
We gotta make a decision
We leave tonight or live and die this way
I remember we were driving driving in your car
The speed so fast I felt like I was drunk
City lights lay out before us
And your arm felt nice wrapped 'round my shoulder
And I had a feeling that I belonged
And I had feeling I could be someone, be someone, be someone
You got a fast car
And we go cruising to entertain ourselves
You still ain't got a job
And I work in a market as a checkout girl
I know things will get better
You'll find work and I'll get promoted
We'll move out of the shelter
Buy a big house and live in the suburbs
You got a fast car
And I got a job that pays all our bills
You stay out drinking late at the bar
See more of your friends than you do of your kids
I'd always hoped for better
Thought maybe together you and me would find it
I got no plans I ain't going nowhere
So take your fast car and keep on driving
You got a fast car
But is it fast enough so you can fly away
You gotta make a decision
You leave tonight or live and die this way
slightly depressing but still...
UGH!!
i have a cold that makes it feel like i have a frog in my throat. im slightly delusional as you can tell. oh well, off to the land of klenex, tea, and delusions. i hope i dont drown in my tea cup. i really am out of it. at least im still here enough to realize im out of it. im gonna stop babbling and go drink my tea now.
exploding stars
im bored
its been a boring and slightly depressing day. i somehow managed to survive school, dont know how. one of these days im gonna fall asleep at my desk and hit my head on the edge, permenatly removing myself from the boredom some sadistic child hater made mandatory. im homeschooled so i cant even cut class. then i had a fun filled afternon watching one of my sisters try to shut herself in the pantry, listening to the other one sing (my ears will never be the same again) which is probably the reason the other one was trying to shut herself up, and fighting with my brother. and that was what my fam considers normal.
Where r u guys?
its nine over here and no ones on. what is up with that! i have no one to listen to my stupid ramblings. i just missed kat and wolfboy. kat ,ok, by like an hour, and wolfboy by like two minutes. please come back on wolfy!
NNNNOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
my brother is obsessed with this computer game. its a civil war game and the theme song, i dont see how this ties in, is the ants go marching two by two. i have that song stuck in my head. majorly. i feel happy and ready to march two by two. im ready to throttle myself. i think im going insane. the ants go marching two by two ....hurrah hurrah...the ants go march- get the picture? and since hes obsessed he keeps kicking my off, most of the time when im in the middle of a post or talking to someone which is very anoying and i wish hed stop now. im still thinking with a british accent, my brother just told me to hurry up and i have no chocolate. which is too bad because chocolate cures everything. will someone please just put me out of my misery right now? before the ants start marching again.
this has been youre update from the loony bin- this reporter is signing off now.
this has been youre update from the loony bin- this reporter is signing off now.
Tea Parties
i just got done with a tea party. my little sister is totally into that sort of thing and im under strict orders from mum to go along with it. i sat through twenty minutes of taking pictures for dad, drinking out of tea cups for a doll, talking with a british accent, and stuffing down biscotti. if i see one more tiny tea cup, im gonna scream! i started school today so i was extremly bored all day. ure right ink, the math tutor is not quite right in the head, poor chap. must have spent to long studying those numbers hes always babbling on about. to top it all of my mum assigned a paper and its only the first day of school. i miss going to public school! hope everyone else is having a better day then me. i think im going mad, well madder. *hysterical laughter* try to save the steak now, tiny... person!
shopping clerks, black, and low pants
first: Black
its Autumn now ( quick note: if this sounds like im talking with a British accent, i am. i just read a book by a British author and now all my thoughts are in a British accent, and while i was at the store i slipped and started talking with a British accent.) and black is no longer IN. now its gold, red, white, pumpkin, and teal. i was looking for some black clothes because gold,red,teal, and pumpkin are not my colors, all white would have been a little much, and i was just in the mood for black. the only black things they had were black tank tops to be layered with one of the above colors. i finally found a black shirt with a gray picture of Aubrey Hepburn on it. hey it was better then nothing.
second: Store Clerks
because of the color situation i had to try on five million different outfits. by they time i was done three different sales ladies were there and by the ends of their shifts they were all glaring at me, counting my things, and handing me the little number cards all without saying a word. come on! its not my fault your store has no black! really!
third: Low Pants
as my dad and i were walking to the checkout we saw this kid in front of us. he was maybe ten, eleven and his pants were below his butt! they were hanging on his legs by some miracle while his underwear and some of his legs were sticking out the top. i so did NOT need to see that! my dad and i decided we were scarred for life.
and that was my trip to target. i just regret i wasnt close enough to the kid to yell: HEY YOU, WITH THE GRAY BRIEFS, PULL UP YOUR PANTS!! then i would have had the pleasure of seeing his face turn red. oh well you cant have it all.
its Autumn now ( quick note: if this sounds like im talking with a British accent, i am. i just read a book by a British author and now all my thoughts are in a British accent, and while i was at the store i slipped and started talking with a British accent.) and black is no longer IN. now its gold, red, white, pumpkin, and teal. i was looking for some black clothes because gold,red,teal, and pumpkin are not my colors, all white would have been a little much, and i was just in the mood for black. the only black things they had were black tank tops to be layered with one of the above colors. i finally found a black shirt with a gray picture of Aubrey Hepburn on it. hey it was better then nothing.
second: Store Clerks
because of the color situation i had to try on five million different outfits. by they time i was done three different sales ladies were there and by the ends of their shifts they were all glaring at me, counting my things, and handing me the little number cards all without saying a word. come on! its not my fault your store has no black! really!
third: Low Pants
as my dad and i were walking to the checkout we saw this kid in front of us. he was maybe ten, eleven and his pants were below his butt! they were hanging on his legs by some miracle while his underwear and some of his legs were sticking out the top. i so did NOT need to see that! my dad and i decided we were scarred for life.
and that was my trip to target. i just regret i wasnt close enough to the kid to yell: HEY YOU, WITH THE GRAY BRIEFS, PULL UP YOUR PANTS!! then i would have had the pleasure of seeing his face turn red. oh well you cant have it all.
Late night hysterics
im sorry i havent been on. ive been grounded. but thats not important. latly ive been looking like a vampire, giant circles under my eyes and pale skin. oh weell, thats what happens when you try to survive on... OMG!!! i actually got nine hours of sleep last nite!!! went to bed at four am and woke up at twelve. actually woke up at eleven and was in a comatose state for an hour. lets see.... i wanted to say something only i dont know what. itll come later. now i am going to see what ive missed.
Tuesday, September 4, 2007
NOOOO!!!!!!
ugh. i just had to get up and nine after a night of walking around in bedroom because of my darn insomnia. and now i have to go to the torture chamber. the orthodontist. i am assuming i will be put on a rack and stretched but ill never tell who ate the cookies. you cant make me!!!!! *hysterical laughter*
Picture
i saw this picture and it sort of reminded me of Edoras which is my favorite castle ever. but it also sort of reminded me of the way i think the castle in Rapuzel looks. Rapunzel has been my favorite fairy tale since i read the one by Donna Napoli.
Pencils
my mom just told me five minutes ago to sharpen a whole pack of pencils for. i start...second...third...fiveth..seventh... eighth. and on the eighth my pencil sharpener comits suicide and dies. i swear i didnt do a thing. well except sharping eight pencils with it. hum, maybe it got overwhelmed by life and decided to go to the great sharpener in the sky. which is all fine and good, really, but how the heck am i gonna sharpen the six pencils i have left?
Stepheie Meyer's home page
Heres the link tp stephenie meyers homepage. totally cool! theres deleted scenes and extra chapters. theres stuff from edward, jacob, and rosalie's point of view.
stepheniemeyer.com
stepheniemeyer.com
Midnight Sun
Stephenie Meyer is writting a book about Edward's point of view as a companion to Twilight. here's the link for the first chapter. It's totally awsome!
http://www.stepheniemeyer.com/midnightsun_chapter1.pdf
http://www.stepheniemeyer.com/midnightsun_chapter1.pdf
Sunday, September 2, 2007
ajsgls
im trying to make my stupid glitch go away. im bored, im slightly depressed and im so tired im out of it. that spretty much it. oh and i really dont want to think of a title for this.
chocolate
i need chocolate. i know this sounds corny but... i feel an impending sense of doom. could have something to do with the "talk" i had with parents last night, (how come when you have talks with ure parents u end up feeling worse then u did when u started?) or it could have something to do with fact that my dad is going to get deployed in the next year, or it could have something to do with the fact i havent talked to anyone but my fam for three days. all i know is that i need chocolate, lots of chocolate. and i need my computer not to be so glitchy. i have a feeling im not going to get either of them.
Ocean

I was just thinking about living in California and got sad cuz im not by an ocean anymore So im adding pics of the ocean to my myself feel better. the one on the left my dad took when we on vacation and the one on the right i got from a travel agency. i'll add more later but i have to go shopping with my mom now.
Dictator dad
There's a week until school starts and my dad has started to "get us into shape" by making us get up at eight, go to bed at eight, all the lovely things that are completely necessary to start the school year off with. I predicte this will last three weeks, a month tops. My prediction is backed up by the fact that i was up until eleven last night blogging and it's eleven and i just got up a half hour ago. Well, this school year's gonna be hard.
HELLOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Where is everyone? please dont tell me that theres no more insomniacs blogging at 10:30. i would not believe that.
UUGGHH
i am O-fficially fried. vacation is done and we had to drive home last night. We drove cross country with n0 stops for sleep. eight am to three am the next day. la la la la. humm... ooooh... sparkly rocks!! yay... oh what was i saying. Olive Garden is great!!! they have comfortable seats and FOOD!!!!!!!!!!! oh well i better get off before i blab my plans to bomb the white house. oops i did not say that.
Labels:
food,
Olive Garden,
Travel,
vacation,
White House
Monday, August 20, 2007
Firecrackers
OMG!! i just had a firecracker shot at me! yeah. im staying at a family friends house and they have a boy my brothers age. the two of them decided it would be fun to shoot firecrackers at me. they were the kind that shoot out paper streamers so they didnt hurt. they just scared to heck out of me. now if i can just get all the paper out of my hair.
Sunday, August 5, 2007
August
omg i just realized that that was the first post for august. in 23 days my blog will be three months old!!! happy august!!!
Notes
the wierdest thing happened to me today!! i was with my fam in the car and we pass a jeep with a girl holding up a sign that says No Smoking! so we make a sigh thats says Duh! we drive for a coulple miles exchanging signs. after we turn off we make a sign with a smily face. we got some wierd looks from that one!!
Sunday, July 29, 2007
Leaving
im sad. tomorrow i have to leave and go back to no computer.
oh well. theres still lots of chipmunks to name. ;-)
maybe ill start feeding pigeons in a park. i
have no idea what im saying.
oh well. theres still lots of chipmunks to name. ;-)
maybe ill start feeding pigeons in a park. i
have no idea what im saying.
Saturday, July 28, 2007
Books
I just realized something. when you check more then,
say...four books the librarian slightly freaks out.
just letting everyone know.
say...four books the librarian slightly freaks out.
just letting everyone know.
Thursday, July 26, 2007
Randomness
this is just me being random...sorry. im still at inks house. its FUN. a computer. a tv. air conditioning. why this is so important... ive been deprived for the last month of all these necessary things. oh check out my new blog. again sorry for the randomness.
http://whycallitnature.blogspot.com/
http://whycallitnature.blogspot.com/
Tuesday, July 24, 2007
O.k. Maybe Not.
Im at inks house so i can actually post. not that theres much to post about. for the last month i have been feeding ducks, naming chipmunks, and swimming. Huum thats pretty much it.
Monday, July 2, 2007
This Is Really The Last Post For 2 Months!!
- you threw out your back. *
- you sprained your finger.*
- you dislocated your shoulder. *
- you sound like your forty. *
(check all that apply)
if you checked all four chances are you just:
a) rearranged your room
b) packed for a long trip
c)just won a football game
can you guess which on i just spent the last two hours doing, only to find that the car with the cartop carrier on it wouldnt fit through the garage door. lesson: always move the car into the driveway before packing. oh yeah, if you guessed b) youre right. next post in september. unless of course, we get an extra phone line in the sticks.
Sunday, July 1, 2007
Last Post For 2 Months!!
this is the last post until september. im taking a vacation. its sort of in the stcks and we dont have internet there. this is total babbling but i was bored.
Saturday, June 30, 2007
Nightmare Come True #1
i have a little sister and she wants me to do her makeup. i, of course say yes. i put on the makeup, its the fake sparkly kind. you know, where no matter how little you put on it always looks like you put on about three boxes? yeah. and then once im done it looks horrible, this is the fake sparkly kind we're talking about. and she loves it and goes bouncing outside looking like a pop star with a makeup OD. my parents stare and say it looks grrreat. they totally sound like tony the tiger. only without the enthusiasm. i think im getting a headache. then, thank god, i wake up.
i wish.
i wish.
Friday, June 29, 2007
Stores
o.k did you ever wonder why stores enforce a No Shirt No Shoes No Service rule. my dad and i were trying to figure that one out. we figured that the shirt part was because if the person had tons of back hair or if they didnt shower and sweated alot it would totally gross out the other customers. but the no shoes ... what is up with that? wouldnt you notice the gum, slime, dog doo on your feet faster if you werent wearing shoes? im sure theres a reason for it, i just cant figure it out. oh well, it doesnt matter. stores or at least the ones around here, dont enforce their rule. that means all of us back to nature people can commune with the concrete. oh and helpful tip, if you are a back to nature person who happens to leave their shoes in the car, dont walk near the frozn food aisle. your feet will become semi-permenently frozen .
Thursday, June 28, 2007
Job : lawn care at the zoo
how come every summer all adults everywhere suffer under the delusion that we kids now just sit on our butts and play vidio games and watch tv all summer long? just asking. this is of course totally not true. hey i may not get up at the crack of dawn to milk a cow or paint a barn but... mowing, weedeating and killing an important part of our natural environment, ( crabgrass) does take some effort especially when its 95 degrees out and sweat is pouring down your face. ( can you tell i was out in the lawn all afternoon and im slightly ticked about it) anyway this was totally random and shows you what you should expect.
First Post
hey,
this is kind of a random, stream of conciousness, babbling. feel free to post about whatever you want but (and im putting this in the first post because im not gonna tolerate any of the below) do not swear, make crude jokes, or use other inapropriate language. if my ten year old brother cant read it dont post it. oh yeah and absolutly no online catfights. i dont do arguments so take it to another blog. ok thats pretty much it. this is gonna be kind of a whenever for new posts. i probably wont post regularly until school starts. if you love this and cant wait to see more of my posts( it probably wont happen but hey i can fantasize), comment! i totally love getting feedback about anything. but anyway i hope you got through this.
elfgirl564
this is kind of a random, stream of conciousness, babbling. feel free to post about whatever you want but (and im putting this in the first post because im not gonna tolerate any of the below) do not swear, make crude jokes, or use other inapropriate language. if my ten year old brother cant read it dont post it. oh yeah and absolutly no online catfights. i dont do arguments so take it to another blog. ok thats pretty much it. this is gonna be kind of a whenever for new posts. i probably wont post regularly until school starts. if you love this and cant wait to see more of my posts( it probably wont happen but hey i can fantasize), comment! i totally love getting feedback about anything. but anyway i hope you got through this.
elfgirl564
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