im am not completely insane. really im not!!!

no i havent completely lost it. i just wanted to see what ink would say! mwahahahahaha!!!!!!!

white

my cat is sitting here eating giant moths. bad kitty-cat! don't eat the moths!! my mother is running around with a gardening hose spraying people randomly and my dad is sitting on the couch reading the new york times, nodding and going "Un-huh" when my mother sprays him. mom stop spraying dad! soon he wont be able to read the sports section! my brother is hanging from the ceiling, eating bananas and hooting. my little sisters are in the backyard catching toads and squishing them. stop squishing the toads! they are a part of the cosystem! they have a soul! and some weird men in white suits are taking me away.

Twilight fanfiction

i found a great twilight fanfiction site. ive been on it all day reading. it is totally cool. theres actually some alternete endings where Bella picks Jacob, loved those. here's the link. theres some stories where jacob imprints on someone else, i did not read those. too depressing. theres some really sweet stories about Quil and Claire though.

www.fanfiction.net

i have a sort of funny story, its only funny if youre not me. my mom is sick. sick sick, like she can hardly talk and she looks like crude sick. well she went to the doctor and left my siblings and i unsupervised for a couple hours. when she got back she said she wanted to take a nap and too wake her up in time to make dinner. i told her i would make dinner cuz that would mean my sibs and i would be virtually unsupervised for the whole day and who wouldnt want that? we were putting away groceries when i see my little sister heading for my moms room. i tell her my mom is sleeping and cant be disturbed. she cries and heads there anyway. i pick her up...and get slapped and pinched for my kindness. after my little sister is done beating me up my mom say to let her in; shes bringing crackers to my mom. when she walks in i can hear my mom going, "Good girl for bringing crackers to mommy!" yeah, good girl for tearing off sister's face!

50 POSTS!!!!

im halfway to 100 posts! i know that 50 is a really small number. especially since we just hit 100 posts on the blog of randomness and that was made in september, but its still pretty good for me!

appliances self destruct

i am an appliance killer!!!!!!! i was vacuuming today and all of a sudden it just...doesn't work. i didn't do anything! i was vacuuming like I've done tons of other times and it commits suicide and dies. that happened with my pencil sharpener too! do the appliances in my house just not like work, or is it me? I started going to hysterics and couldn't stop laughing. I didn't find it funny at all but i couldn't stop. *sigh* i think im losing my mind. YES!!! I KNOW THATS OLD NEWS! GIVE ME A BREAK!!!! ok, better. huuumm, vhat else is new? oh yeah, unless it rains, in thirty days i wont have any drinking water. and it hasn't rained in my area for ...a month! thirty days! what am i gonna do with no drinking water? no water. water is vital for life. like, you can three (i think thats what it is) days with out it. and then ....
ok, im freaking myself out now. all i can say is theres going to be a rush on bottled water. a BIG rush.

bored bored bored

hummm..... im bored. bored seems to be catching. ive been seeing alot of it on here. bored bored bored!!!!hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!
i love you guys!!!!!!
elfy

All better

i am all better!!!! YAY!!!! but my fam (my dad ) is till sick so i am expecting to sick at least one more time. im sort of bummed cuz i took this test (entrance test to get into boarding school) and i sucked. did really really bad. so ill have to study really really hard to get good enough to get in. sometimes i wonder if its worth it but then i remember having heating and that makes it all better. (note to mom and dad: please, please, turn on the heating this year. i know its bad for the environment, but i would like to stay in my natural form and not wake up a block of ice one morning) i bet i am the only person here who can get a message to their parents by posting it on their blog. ahh, my paranoid parents are soo cute. at least i get to talk to them and dont end up in their dresser because they mistook me for a piece of laundry while i was waiting to talk to them. ok, that was confusing and confuzzling, but that is my family.
love
from the completely insane elfy!!!

boredom...want more books...

i am very very bored. i have no new books to read, i have no new movies to watch. in short, bored bored bored. *sigh* and no is one, which means i cant talk to anyone. i missed kat by this much.*holds up two fingers with just enough space to fit a fruit fly in between* i would ask her come back but that would be pointless. (not that thats ever stoped me) kittykat please come back. thats about it, maybe someones on by now.

im better!

i feel so much better! i think it was like a twenty-four hour bug or something. that is the good news. the bad news is that my mom printed out a report card for me. *groan* i don't think i did too good. so my parents and i are going to "talk" about that. i hope they take pity on a sick person. maybe ill just be chained to the dungeon for a few weeks. OK, ill stop rambling and let you escape the loony bin.

new blog

hey, i made i a new blog. im bored so i started a story blog. not quite sure where im going with it but oh well. heres the link.

http://thetimberline.blogspot.com

Croak

i feel like crude. my throat hurts really really bad, i have a giant headache, and im like a snot factory. talk about the gross factor. i woke up at four o'clock freezing cold and really sor cuz when im sick i get sore, dont know whats up with that only that its really anoying. my whole family is sick except for my brother, so hes taking care of us. i never thought id say this but hes kind of sweet(aww my little sister just brought me some cough drops and said "one for me ana one for you?" shes two.), sometimes. once in a while.

skunk(no this is not a: i went camping and got sprayed by a skunk and had to spend the next two days in tomato juice)

my family is volunteering in a state park and im actually sort of excited. i mean i get spend time with animals, kids, hike, cut brush, and maybe lead hikes. its so embarassing when my nature geek side takes over. oh well, it doesnt matter when you get to spend time with a descented skunk! (more on that later) sorry for the title, which is like a whole post, but is funny. sorta. ah, ill stop babbling.

OW!!!

my throat hurts, bad. i think my family is getting a cold. croak croak croak croak croak-a croak-a croak what? oh where was i? ah yes, i have a major sore throat and sound like a frog. so did my brother and my mom. just great. the cycling germs, now coming to a theater near you.
(oh yeah, the croaking was me being the factory from the lorax. i sound just like it. you kind of have to see it to get it.)

incense and peppermints lyrics

ok this is an old song (sixties) by Strawberry Alarm Clock. its sort of... wierd but i like it.

Good sense, innocence, cripplin' mankind
Dead kings, many things I can't define
Occasions, persuasions clutter your mind
Incense and peppermints, the color of time
Who cares what games we choose?
Little to win but nothin' to lose
Incense and peppermints, meaningless nouns
Turn on, tune in, turn your eyes around
Look at yourself, look at yourself, yeah, yeah
Look at yourself, look at yourself, yeah, yeah, yeah!
To divide this cockeyed world in two
Throw your pride to one side, it's the least you can do
Beatniks and politics, nothing is new
A yardstick for lunatics, one point of view
Who cares what games we choose?
Little to win but nothin' to lose
Good sense, innocence, cripplin' mankind
Dead kings, many things I can't define
Occasions, persuasions clutter your mind
Incense and peppermints, the color of time
Who cares what games we choose?
Little to win but nothin' to lose Incense and peppermints Incense and peppermints

cool huh?

head piercings

ok this is very random (no duh! did you forget who you were talking to?) but its me! (answering that question) does anyone know who Gorge Santayana is? thats for school and im going to have to answer it sometime. buts thats not the random thing. (making this even more random) my family and i were talking the other day and we decided that if you screwed a hole in your head and stuck a metal socket inside, people would actually wear it. what do you guys think? moving on, i have nothing else to say except that i am certifiably insane. (but you guys know that already or did you forget who you were talking too?) there is no reason why im so crazy tonight. i just felt like it! audios!
elfy

ok

ok, i feel better now. i slept it all off. how is everyone else?
love you guys
elfy

tomorrow

i just did something not good. im setting myself up for a very depressing day. i took my laptop up to my room, im staying up late. i know that tomorrow im not gonna get out of bed, im gonna stay in my room all day, and the sad thing is, i dont care. i think it woulod be good to spend a day being depressed in bed. anyway love you guys
elfy

cheese

i am bored. i am smart enough to time my online visits when no ones else is on so , once again i have missed everyone. oh well. i have major writers block so i am going to go eat more food. chips and cheese dip. cheese dip, yuuummmm!!!!!!

probation

ok, my last post i was happy cuz i had found those lyrics and i was having a somewhat good day. could that last, no. now im on probation, i can only go to inks blogs and mine, (sorry everyone), im getting invited to boarding schools which is a long complicated story that ill tell later, and since im getting invited to boarding schools my parents are having cram for this enterance test, i cannot sleep even though im taking meds so im like a walking zombie, i have hit an all time depression low, and i cant tell you the full extent to which i am screwed up cuz my parents (the control freaks) read everything i post, im falling apart,i dont know what im saying and i just feel really .... .... upset, to put it mildly.
sorry for the ranting and falling apart and junk, ill feel better next week. feel free to ignore every thing ive just said, its totally meaning less. im gonna go hide in my room, burn incense, and listen to music. hope you guys are having a better week, day, life then i am.
love you guys *hugs*
elfy