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my cat is sitting here eating giant moths. bad kitty-cat! don't eat the moths!! my mother is running around with a gardening hose spraying people randomly and my dad is sitting on the couch reading the new york times, nodding and going "Un-huh" when my mother sprays him. mom stop spraying dad! soon he wont be able to read the sports section! my brother is hanging from the ceiling, eating bananas and hooting. my little sisters are in the backyard catching toads and squishing them. stop squishing the toads! they are a part of the cosystem! they have a soul! and some weird men in white suits are taking me away.