appliances self destruct

i am an appliance killer!!!!!!! i was vacuuming today and all of a sudden it just...doesn't work. i didn't do anything! i was vacuuming like I've done tons of other times and it commits suicide and dies. that happened with my pencil sharpener too! do the appliances in my house just not like work, or is it me? I started going to hysterics and couldn't stop laughing. I didn't find it funny at all but i couldn't stop. *sigh* i think im losing my mind. YES!!! I KNOW THATS OLD NEWS! GIVE ME A BREAK!!!! ok, better. huuumm, vhat else is new? oh yeah, unless it rains, in thirty days i wont have any drinking water. and it hasn't rained in my area for ...a month! thirty days! what am i gonna do with no drinking water? no water. water is vital for life. like, you can three (i think thats what it is) days with out it. and then ....
ok, im freaking myself out now. all i can say is theres going to be a rush on bottled water. a BIG rush.