shopping clerks, black, and low pants

first: Black
its Autumn now ( quick note: if this sounds like im talking with a British accent, i am. i just read a book by a British author and now all my thoughts are in a British accent, and while i was at the store i slipped and started talking with a British accent.) and black is no longer IN. now its gold, red, white, pumpkin, and teal. i was looking for some black clothes because gold,red,teal, and pumpkin are not my colors, all white would have been a little much, and i was just in the mood for black. the only black things they had were black tank tops to be layered with one of the above colors. i finally found a black shirt with a gray picture of Aubrey Hepburn on it. hey it was better then nothing.
second: Store Clerks
because of the color situation i had to try on five million different outfits. by they time i was done three different sales ladies were there and by the ends of their shifts they were all glaring at me, counting my things, and handing me the little number cards all without saying a word. come on! its not my fault your store has no black! really!
third: Low Pants
as my dad and i were walking to the checkout we saw this kid in front of us. he was maybe ten, eleven and his pants were below his butt! they were hanging on his legs by some miracle while his underwear and some of his legs were sticking out the top. i so did NOT need to see that! my dad and i decided we were scarred for life.
and that was my trip to target. i just regret i wasnt close enough to the kid to yell: HEY YOU, WITH THE GRAY BRIEFS, PULL UP YOUR PANTS!! then i would have had the pleasure of seeing his face turn red. oh well you cant have it all.