Friday, June 29, 2007

Stores

o.k did you ever wonder why stores enforce a No Shirt No Shoes No Service rule. my dad and i were trying to figure that one out. we figured that the shirt part was because if the person had tons of back hair or if they didnt shower and sweated alot it would totally gross out the other customers. but the no shoes ... what is up with that? wouldnt you notice the gum, slime, dog doo on your feet faster if you werent wearing shoes? im sure theres a reason for it, i just cant figure it out. oh well, it doesnt matter. stores or at least the ones around here, dont enforce their rule. that means all of us back to nature people can commune with the concrete. oh and helpful tip, if you are a back to nature person who happens to leave their shoes in the car, dont walk near the frozn food aisle. your feet will become semi-permenently frozen .

1 comment:

Ink said...

I think its mainly because some people are crazy.
And the shirt thing, did you ever think that it might involve women too? : O
Okay, so the shoes thing is a little weird.
But I was thinking would if your like walking around in Minards or something and step on a nail?
Or in Wal-Mart and step on like a hanger or something? People could sue for that.

I'll try to call ya later. My little bro's b-day is tomorrow, and Katlyn is coming over. So I might now have time too. But if I do find the time I'll most def call you!

XxInk