Nightmare Come True #1

i have a little sister and she wants me to do her makeup. i, of course say yes. i put on the makeup, its the fake sparkly kind. you know, where no matter how little you put on it always looks like you put on about three boxes? yeah. and then once im done it looks horrible, this is the fake sparkly kind we're talking about. and she loves it and goes bouncing outside looking like a pop star with a makeup OD. my parents stare and say it looks grrreat. they totally sound like tony the tiger. only without the enthusiasm. i think im getting a headache. then, thank god, i wake up.

i wish.

Stores

o.k did you ever wonder why stores enforce a No Shirt No Shoes No Service rule. my dad and i were trying to figure that one out. we figured that the shirt part was because if the person had tons of back hair or if they didnt shower and sweated alot it would totally gross out the other customers. but the no shoes ... what is up with that? wouldnt you notice the gum, slime, dog doo on your feet faster if you werent wearing shoes? im sure theres a reason for it, i just cant figure it out. oh well, it doesnt matter. stores or at least the ones around here, dont enforce their rule. that means all of us back to nature people can commune with the concrete. oh and helpful tip, if you are a back to nature person who happens to leave their shoes in the car, dont walk near the frozn food aisle. your feet will become semi-permenently frozen .

Job : lawn care at the zoo

how come every summer all adults everywhere suffer under the delusion that we kids now just sit on our butts and play vidio games and watch tv all summer long? just asking. this is of course totally not true. hey i may not get up at the crack of dawn to milk a cow or paint a barn but... mowing, weedeating and killing an important part of our natural environment, ( crabgrass) does take some effort especially when its 95 degrees out and sweat is pouring down your face. ( can you tell i was out in the lawn all afternoon and im slightly ticked about it) anyway this was totally random and shows you what you should expect.

First Post

hey,
this is kind of a random, stream of conciousness, babbling. feel free to post about whatever you want but (and im putting this in the first post because im not gonna tolerate any of the below) do not swear, make crude jokes, or use other inapropriate language. if my ten year old brother cant read it dont post it. oh yeah and absolutly no online catfights. i dont do arguments so take it to another blog. ok thats pretty much it. this is gonna be kind of a whenever for new posts. i probably wont post regularly until school starts. if you love this and cant wait to see more of my posts( it probably wont happen but hey i can fantasize), comment! i totally love getting feedback about anything. but anyway i hope you got through this.

elfgirl564